cuppa tea

I asked you out for a cuppa tea

To talk about similarities between you and me

I held no anterior motive, no dark intent

I simply wanted to communicate about energies spent

I’m sorry you might have got the wrong end of the stick

When I’m drunk I can behave like some what of a dick

It became a running joke

Amongst the towns folk

“cuppa tea cuppa tea” then they flea despite my plea

I understand and hold no ill feeling

I’m just glad you now find that cuppa tea more appealing.