Shakespearian Sonnet in the cornish dialect

Av word sec son? Got tell ee this,

See don’t know ow to say it nice-

So ah’ll say it real, at the risk

Of tears. But hear it at that price:

I elp ee but ee dont elp me,

When ee ask me ah’ll lend an and

But when i ask ee fled an flea!

Tis cat an mouse an sit an stand

Pick ee up an ee put me down,

Give ee the keys an ee shut doors!

Drive me mad, a bad lad full frown’d

Get off ee ass an stop the boar,

Belt up an fix flaws, throw way toys-

Tis time to be a man my boy!